“Self-proclaimed ‘veteran fist pumper'”

Filed under “Headlines that say it all, really”:

After 15 hours of fist pumping, James Peterson felt the super glue holding his right hand closed begin to loosen.

That did not stop him from reaching his goal: 16 continuous hours in an effort to place his name in the Guinness World Records.

Fist pumping to the song Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen, Peterson stopped just after 3 a.m. Saturday at Manny’s Pub on Brown Street near the University of Akron.

Um, this song?

That’s funny.

Now: Obligatory fist pump photos.

First, the “I bellow like bull when I fist pump!” fist pump:

And who doesn’t love the “I talk to my fist pump when I fist pump” fist pump?

Beat that, Tiger Woods!