A book joke:
TEACHER: Johnny, who is your favorite author?
JOHNNY: George Washington.
TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books, Johnny!
JOHNNY: You got it.
HAAA HA HA, funny.
Hey, speaking of book jokes – did you know we sell books?
Hold on…that didn’t come out right. Dang it.
Anyhoo – your friends want an Uncle John Bathroom Reader! They totally told us that! And they’re on MONSTER sale RIGHT NOW! 30% off! WOW!
That is all. Thank you.
Bonus: Book jokes. (Really, really dumb book jokes, for the most part, but hey – we like dumb jokes.)