North Koreans Discover “Unicorn Lair”

"And when you grow up to be a big strong unicorn, I will take you to a place called 'Pyongyang'."


You will not believe the luck of these guys: they were searching for a unicorn lair—and found a lair with a huge rock in front of it with the words “Unicorn Lair” carved on it.

Lucky b*astards!

Pyongyang, November 29 (KCNA) — Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).

The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City.

A rectangular rock carved with words “Unicorn Lair” stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).

And it’s a very significant discovery, too:

The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom.

And you thought the Pyongyang was NOT a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom! Ha!

Time for all you doubters to eat a little crow! Horned crow!