Freaky Car Crashes

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We’re hard at work on UJBR side project: Zipper Accidents. (Due out next March April! – Oops!)

For 25 years, there’s always been a home in Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader for those times in life you wish you could take back–“oops” moments, embarrassing accidents, spectacular failures. Because we never get tired of reading about unfortunate accidents (as long as they’re happening to someone else), here is a whole book of “the best of the worst,” the troubling and funny stories of things got terribly awry.

Researching a book like that, you’re bound to come across some freaky stuff. Like this:

Freaky Car Crashes

Getting behind the wheel of a car is truly hazardous to your health. If it isn’t the heart-attack inducing road rage, it’s the simpering pop music. It’s little wonder then that so many people find themselves in a compromising position. Scraped bumpers and dented fenders are all well and good, but if you’re going to claim on your insurance, you might as well do it properly. If you need some tips on how to crash with style, take a few lessons from these bad boys and girls. You may need to fasten your seatbelt.

Our favorite:

“Oh, well. Might as well have a smoke and wait for the tow truck…”

There are many more at the link. (Now back to work!)