Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

We're planning on doing a book of jokes for kids. Do you have a favorite (clean) joke? :) - BRI Trina ... See MoreSee Less

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Danny HollandWhat's the difference between Santa Clause and a toaster? Toasters don't have beards.1   ·  10 hours ago

Mike McArthurWhy couldn't the pony talk? Because he was a little horse.4   ·  11 hours ago

Alex KielneckerTwo goldfish are sitting in a tank. One says to the other: "You drive, I'll man the guns."4   ·  8 hours ago

Misty WalkerIf you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European! (You're-a-peein')4   ·  10 hours ago

Tim HartI built a laundrette beside my local church. They said cleanliness was next to Godliness... :)2   ·  11 hours ago

Tricia Rowan BrensingerHow do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!2   ·  11 hours ago

Carolynn Waudthere are clean jokes?2   ·  8 hours ago

Michael PegramA duck walks into a pharmacy and asked, do you have any chapstick? the clerk replied, "Yes, how would you like to pay for that?" the duck said, "Just put it on my bill."2   ·  10 hours ago

Eitan SichelKnock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A Mosquito bit me! Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit me again!2   ·  7 hours ago

Daniel LockwoodWhat's a grape say when you step on it? Nothing it just lets out a little wine. (whine...)2   ·  11 hours ago

Peggy Burkhart OakesKnock knock - who's there Interrupting Cow Inter Moo moo moo2   ·  11 hours ago

Trey McLambWhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.1   ·  11 hours ago

Tawna Sue MorrisDid you hear they are outlawing round haybales? The cows can't get a square meal.1   ·  8 hours ago

John M TurnerWhat's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm inside? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.1   ·  11 hours ago

Clinton CuzWhat do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef1   ·  10 hours ago

Thomas FuchsWhy was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!!1   ·  10 hours ago

Jon MeyersA guy is walking down the street and he sees a penguin. He goes in the pet store, gets a leash and keeps walking. He sees his friend the policeman and tells him he found the penguin, and asks what he should do with it. the policeman says, "Take him to the zoo." The guy responds- "Thanks, great idea." The next day the policeman is walking his beat and he sees the guy with the penguin. He says, "What are you doing? I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo?" The guy says, "I did, and today I'm taking him to the movies."1   ·  11 hours ago

Brian HoffmeyerWhat did the clock say to the toothbrush? Time to brush your teeth...I know...corny11 hours ago

Candace-April BatsonThat would be awesome, would it include the facts at the bottom edges of the pages?6 hours ago

Cindy Allen DrakeWhy did the little girl eat a box of bullets?? She wanted her hair to grow out in bangs.8 hours ago

Cindy Allen DrakeWhy did the man throw the clock out of the window? He wanted to see time fly!8 hours ago

Nicole Dockerywhats green and has four wheels? (grass, I lied about the wheels)8 hours ago

Karen Cook GoosbyWhat do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still No-eyed deer.7 hours ago

Mark HartmanWhat's red and green and goes 100 mph?......a caterpillar in a blender!6 hours ago

Cindy StraughanKnock, knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides pants you buy me new ones.7 hours ago

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